Allons-y!

"Maybe everyone can live
beyond what they're
capable of"
Markus Zusak

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

night vale putting in casual nonbinary representation + using gender neutral pronouns

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whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

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pondarling:

matt-smith:

do you ever just passionately miss the first series of doctor who but not just because you miss Nine but because you miss the monsters and the simple story lines that were new and so interesting and the companions that didn’t need a magic back story to be special and weren’t just a new puzzle for the doctor to solve they were just ordinary people with ordinary lives and taught (especially the young viewers) that anyone can be a hero i just really miss season one okay

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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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sirartwork:

Because I could.

sirartwork:

Because I could.

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kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

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Coming from a state champion baker:

docholligay:

If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t. 

Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof. 

This concludes me attempting to be helpful. 

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another-cecil-cosplay:

The dog park will not harm you.

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mindxpalace:

"Is that why you’re calling yourself ‘Greg’?"

“That’s his name!”

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kittydoom:

exgynocraticgrrl:

Breaking The Male Code: After Steubenville, A Call To Action

 (Left to Right): Peter Buffett, Jimmie Briggs, Joe Ehrmann, Tony Porter,
 Dave Zirin and Moderator Eve Ensler.

MIC DROP

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mercis-caterpillars:

well those tentacels surely are nicer to look at than those nasty spiders that crawled out the other day

mercis-caterpillars:

well those tentacels surely are nicer to look at than those nasty spiders that crawled out the other day

(via dingdongyouarewrong)

me every day:

is it the fifteenth yet

me for twenty-five minutes on the fifteenth:

hell yeah

me every day after:

is it the first yet

asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: AUSTRALIA

Originally located in Arnhem Land, The Australian College of Sorcery and Witchcraft was a sprawling campus of large huts that eventually coalesced into one single structure. The school separated from mainland Australia soon after British settlement in order escape diseases that killed a large portion of the indigenous population. Ever since, the school has been drifting haphazardly along the Australian coast. Every year, a team of witches and wizards must be employed to anchor the floating campus so students don’t have to go on a cat-and-mouse chase at the beginning of the year in order to attend school (a frustrating endeavour which often results in the postponing of classes due to the lack of a present student population). Due to the campus’s exposure to ocean-life, the College of Sorcery and Witchcraft boasts incredibly extensive courses in aquatic creature studies, and is held in high esteem by the international wizarding community for its innovations in water magic. 

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jedavu:

Incredible Photorealistic Drawings Beautifully Capture Fine Facial Details

Created by Monica Lee 

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